So it's been a few days since my last post, and seeing how even a few hours away from my refreshing voice seems to cause catastrophic damage to the community, I felt I should see the new year out with a bang.
Well, wait, not a bang. That's not a good simile. Metaphor. Onomotopeapod. After all, what prompted me to this week's edition of Roasted Nuts was, actually, fireworks.